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November 20th, 2016
List of Yo Mama Jokes


Who doesn’t love a good joke? Yo’ Momma jokes are among the more popular ones which involve what might otherwise appear like an insult. But as you can see from this list, some of them could actually be funny compliments.

List of Yo Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mamma is so hot, I gotta’ wear oven mitts to touch her.
Yo’ Mamma is so generous, she has her own offering tray at the church.
Yo’ Mamma is so gregarious, even Lou Gehrig noticed her.
Yo’ Mamma is so stunning, the police use her instead of stun guns on criminals.
Yo’ Mamma is so smart, she’s allowed to say, “Don’t get smart with me!”
Yo’ Mamma is so well-endowed, the college always wants her money.
Yo’ Mamma is so beautiful, she won the beauty pageant before any of the other beauty contestants had arrived.
Yo’ Mamma is so physically fit, she made a workout tape for Richard Simmons and gave it to him.
Yo’ Mamma is so talented, she won the baton twirling contest without a baton.
Yo’ Mamma is so cute, she took the cosmetic out of cosmetic companies.
Yo’ Mamma is such a good lover, they nicknamed her Viagra.
Yo’ Mamma is so honest, Abe Lincoln rolled over in his grave.
Yo’ Mamma is so happy, one million smiley faces didn’t do her justice.
Yo’ Mamma is such a good seamstress, sewing machines were added to the endangered species list.
Yo’ Mamma is such a good reader, she sped read the Evenlyn Wood speed reading book.
Yo’ Mamma is such a good typist, the keys on the keyboard come to her.
One more…
Then I gotta’ finish getting ready for the day.
Yo’ Mamma is so sexy, her centerfold is the whole magazine.
My’ Mamma said it’s time to get ready Fready. So here’s I go!
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6 thoughts on “List of Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire, and yo family tried to put it out with a fork.

  2. Yo mama’s so ugly, people hang pictures of her in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen!

  3. Here is a good one to add to your collection:

    Yo mama so fat she is on both sides of the family..

  4. Yall should put this joke on here yo mamma so fat that when she went to the beach the whales asked her do you want to be i our family even though your fatter than us…